​I Had to Explain to a Constable Why My Personal Details Didn't Match My Current Address

Dear Delyara, During a routine check of the building's keyholder log, the responding officer noticed that my security registration card was still listed under my old apartment address because I haven't been able to afford the administrative update fee on the licensing portal. Having to explain that discrepancy to a young officer who looked ten years younger than me was a humiliation that made my stomach turn over. I stammered, making up some pathetic excuse about corporate HR delays, while he just noted it down with a flat, professional expression. I am an entrepreneur studying international luxury positioning, yet I am legally exposed because I can't spare twenty pounds from my current account without risking a bounced direct debit on our investment properties. The hypocrisy is killing me.